Day 6 : Fashion Disaster

Women Wearing Jeans Are Reason Behind Earthquakes: JUI-F Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman

ISLAMABAD - During a press conference at a local hotel in Islamabad, Jamiat Ulema-e-Islami Fazl (JUI-F) Chief Maulana Fazlur Rehman asked the Pakistani armed forces to launch a military operation against women wearing jeans all over Pakistan.According to him, the immodesty of women is the cause behind earthquakes, inflation and other kinds of disasters. He went on to say that a woman who is not covered like a 'sack of flour' is a mobile weapon of mass destruction for her state and that Pakistan has multitude of such nuclear missiles in all its major cities. Rehman then blamed 'immodest women' for the Baluchistan crisis, lack of energy supply and the deteriorating security situation in Pakistan. Rehman then openly requested the army chief and the prime minister to openly declare war against Pakistani women and launch a military operation.

This is an original article from the New Indian Express.


Jeans seem to be made of earthquake inducing materials that when worn by a female create invisible shock waves that knock off electricity and produce seismic activity. If used in appropriate combinations to produce immodesty they can be utilized as WMDs (Weapons of Mass Distraction).


The only solution apparently is to declare war against women rather than stopping sales. 'Cause that would be too difficult right. And if they wiped out all women it would be easier to reset the current population with a fresh batch of Halal/Sanskari women.


Next time I see a woman wearing jeans I will let her know that she's responsible for the energy crisis and she should stop quaking Nepal and Japan.





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Yesterday I wore a t-shirt one size too small. So I guess I'm responsible for the heat wave going about right now. And the other day when I wore shorts I might have taken down the electricity of my neighborhood for an hour. I guess I'll have to buy and wear socks, gloves and a hat from now on.


PS: MTS network *slow clapping*